Riche Fenix welcomes you to the first LIVE gig ever at this venue!
We´re more than proud to present Lias Kaci Saoudi on stage this special night.
”I think I’m smarter than most people I meet. When I first moved to London, nobody would sleep with me for two years. I love my parents equally, but at the end of the day, I’m mummies boy. I don’t like couscous, but don’t have the heart to tell my step mother, I like a bit of purchase on my carbohydrates. When I was a child, I used to obsessively try and push out a shit even if there was nothing there, this went on for years, but I never told anybody about it. I feel sorry for almost everyone. When I watch my mother eat, it makes me want to cry. I told my mum that I’d always hated her jack Russel after it shat in my suitcase on my last visit to her house, that dog succumbed to liver disease not a week later.
I once got sucked off by a Californian yoga instructor in a back alley just off the Kaosarn road, the only way I could make myself cum was by imagining jack boots stamping on human faces, I hid from him the next day. I once tried to act tough at high school in Scotland, my Indian friend was getting called Paki by a bully, so I stood up to her, told her to fuck off, she kicked me so hard in the balls, I ended up in hospital for a week, with a testicle swollen to the size of an orange. I once shat myself in the public square in the middle of Montpellier, I was about 10 years old, and I was wearing shorts. I think I’m in love with Jeremy Irons. I only ever own roughly two and half outfits. I can see myself going a bit eastern as I get older. I forget people’s names the instant they tell them to me.
I don’t find sex with prostitutes a turn on, but desperation has lead me into their arms in Algeria, Thailand, Cambodia, China, Laos, Yemen, Wales, the Falkland Islands, Brazil, Uruguay, Ireland, Georgia(Tx), Spain, Morocco, South Africa, Northern Ireland, Trinidad, Mozambique, Portugal, Ukraine, Poland, Scotland and Yorkshire….my name is LIAS KACI SAOUDI…and tonight, I’m yours.”